“So... you got my letter, huh? Nice to meet ya.
I'm Fizz. Joja Special Services Division.
You haven't heard of us? That's okay, most people haven't...
We're not really advertised like other Joja products. We're more of a 'specialty service' for elite clients.
What do we do? Heh... well, let's just say... we specialize in 'legally complex' matters... catch my drift?
But enough chit chat. Let's get to business.
I've heard you're trying to achieve 'perfection'. A noble goal! ... but difficult. Very difficult.
All that cooking, crafting, monster slaying, all those complicated friendships... *groan*. I can see how stressed you are.
But here's the thing... you don't need to stress another minute! We've got you covered.
See these papers here? They're called 'perfection waivers'.
Each one of these beautiful pages are worth 1% toward perfection. They've even got Mr. Qi's signature on it... completely legit!
Do I look like someone who would lie to you??
...
Don't answer that.
...
Anyway, I'm selling these for a sweet, sweet price... just 500,000g a pop. A steal!
Well, no pressure. Just think about it! I'll be waiting..."”
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